Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!

Keep out of the black and into the red,
There's nothing in this game for two in a bed.

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back,
Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back.

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!

My names Martin Murray, I'm a fussy so and so,
That's why they call me - wanker!!

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!
I say, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!

© Edward ian Armchair 2002