Pop Music.

This is the Department
of Happiness
and Self Satisfaction.

You're so nice, we're so nice.

We send out packages (presents!)
To all our friends
Without a means test.

We send out packages (pretty things!)
of nice images (on Polaroid!)
for you to hide behind.

This is your department.
This is your section.
We can provide - false affection.

This is the department
where we always please
with all our joys.

You can claim your benefit.
Pay off all your deficits.
Claim and we will satisfy.
DHSS can supply.
D, H, S, S, - DH - SS

This was your department
but you slipped up (What a shame!)
you abused your package.

You're a rejection
of your section
in the Department
of Happiness and Self Satisfaction.

© Edward ian Armchair 2002