Frank *****
I met Frank ***** at a cocaine party,
Sitting on a coffee table next to ******* Harty.
There faces were red, heads held in shame.
The News of the World had slandered their names.
Princess Diana was at the piano,
With Elton **** and Simon Le ***.
Prince ******* in the garden talking to the flowers.
Frank sniffing powder by himself in the shower.
I was shocked to read about you, Frank *****, Frank *****.
It made me cry to think that you had lied - Frank *****.
As I went to the bedroom for a little lie down,
There was *** O'Connor in a dressing gown.
His hands were red raw after spanking a whore.
He was wearing silken stockings shouting - More, More, More!
I was shocked to read about you, Frank *****, Frank *****.
It made me cry to think that you had lied - Frank *****.