Fat gut, bald head, smart grey suit - very cute.
You look so smart in your executive clothes.
Manicured nails and turned up nose.
Large knotted tie, loud striped shirt.
The Daz blue whiteness hides the daily dirt.

Fat gut, bald head, smart grey suit.
You feel so well with your private medical care.
The Grecian 2000 hides your greying hair.
Your secretary's excited by your executive cock.
As you strip her naked in your sobre grey socks.

Fat gut, bald head, smart grey suit.
Your parents always said you'd always go far.
So proud of your expensive company car.
Keeping fit and active - squash, badminton, tennis.
All with nice names - Roger, Nigel and Dennis.

Fat gut, bald head, smart grey suit.
At dinner time you drink real ale, 'cause it opens up your bowels.
Chatting up the barmaid as you clearly pronounce your vowels.
Eating quiche lorraine on a Friday afternoon.
You can tell you're from a different class the way you hold your spoon.

Fat gut, bald head, smart grey suit - very cute.

© Edward ian Armchair 2002